1 00:00:01,268 --> 00:00:04,729 This is what you missed last week on Shameless. It was a great episode. 2 00:00:04,897 --> 00:00:07,482 - Loan me a couple bills? - I can pay you for a job. 3 00:00:07,650 --> 00:00:09,943 Fiona would be pissed if she knew. 4 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:12,028 Are you screwing my sister's boyfriend? 5 00:00:12,196 --> 00:00:14,531 Mom, uh, me and Chip are gonna swing by the hospital. 6 00:00:14,698 --> 00:00:16,116 - This is, uh... - Debbie Gallagher. 7 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:18,618 - Nice to meet you, Jimmy. - You gonna tell Fiona? 8 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:22,163 - Saw a cool pink vest. - I like to think of it as a peace offering. 9 00:00:22,331 --> 00:00:24,165 - Somebody bought Harris' house? - Steve. 10 00:00:24,333 --> 00:00:27,794 Fiona's a good girl. I've known her a long time. Just drive carefully. 11 00:00:27,962 --> 00:00:31,005 Congratulations, Ian. You are not Frank Gallagher's son. 12 00:00:31,173 --> 00:00:34,384 My father is a close relative. Most likely one of your brothers. 13 00:00:34,552 --> 00:00:38,471 If you love us, you'll leave Liam. Get in your truck and never come back. 14 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:41,349 I've been reading more about this purity-ball thing. 15 00:00:41,517 --> 00:00:43,768 - You need to be honest. - It's okay, sweetheart. 16 00:00:43,936 --> 00:00:45,478 I started having oral sex... 17 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,772 Orgy. Naked body. Black strap-on dildo. 18 00:00:47,940 --> 00:00:49,858 - You whore! - He humiliated me! 19 00:00:51,402 --> 00:00:52,402 Get out! Get out! 20 00:02:09,498 --> 00:02:12,250 That's good. All right, can you do this? 21 00:02:13,085 --> 00:02:15,128 - Oh, that's easy. - Heh. 22 00:02:15,296 --> 00:02:16,504 Can you wiggle your ears? 23 00:02:16,672 --> 00:02:18,840 Oh, my God. Heh. 24 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:22,719 - Slightly, right? Slightly. - Yeah. I think I can. I... 25 00:02:23,804 --> 00:02:26,723 I said wiggle your ears, not shit your pants. 26 00:02:28,684 --> 00:02:29,934 You wanna see me make a mangina? 27 00:02:30,102 --> 00:02:32,812 Oh, that's sexy, but I'll pass. 28 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:36,441 I can put my ankle behind my head and sing "The Star-Spangled Banner." 29 00:02:36,609 --> 00:02:39,402 Okay. Uh, does it have to be our national anthem? 30 00:02:39,570 --> 00:02:41,655 - What else would it be? - Ha-ha-ha. Okay. 31 00:02:41,822 --> 00:02:42,864 Oh, say 32 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,074 This is good. 33 00:02:44,241 --> 00:02:45,241 Can you see 34 00:02:45,409 --> 00:02:48,203 By the dawn's early light 35 00:02:49,705 --> 00:02:53,291 What so proudly we hailed 36 00:02:53,459 --> 00:02:56,503 Am I gonna have to learn to do that when I start having sex? 37 00:02:56,671 --> 00:03:00,131 - This has nothing to do with sex. - Then it's even weirder. 38 00:03:00,925 --> 00:03:03,510 - What are you doing in here? - You're supposed to be... 39 00:03:03,678 --> 00:03:06,137 ...at my moms' meeting in 40 minutes. - Since when? 40 00:03:06,305 --> 00:03:09,265 Since Mom promised to go before she left us again. 41 00:03:09,433 --> 00:03:11,518 Oh, God, Debs, please don't make me do this. 42 00:03:11,686 --> 00:03:15,021 I know you don't like those meetings. That's why I never tell you. 43 00:03:15,189 --> 00:03:18,108 - Are the meetings that bad? - The women from the neighborhood. 44 00:03:18,275 --> 00:03:22,028 All they do is talk about their husbands, and their jobs, and dental plans. 45 00:03:22,196 --> 00:03:24,280 Maybe you should just show them your special skill. 46 00:03:25,991 --> 00:03:29,285 Snob Mob always makes fun of me for not having a parent there. 47 00:03:29,453 --> 00:03:31,996 So when Mom came back, I signed her up. 48 00:03:32,164 --> 00:03:34,541 - What's the Snob Mob? - The name speaks for itself. 49 00:03:34,709 --> 00:03:36,334 And their moms aren't much nicer. 50 00:03:36,502 --> 00:03:39,170 They're expecting a grown-up to help with decorations. 51 00:03:39,338 --> 00:03:43,842 It's only this one time. I won't sign you up again. I promise. 52 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:45,844 Fine. 53 00:03:46,011 --> 00:03:48,346 - Yes! - Let me make some coffee first. 54 00:03:48,514 --> 00:03:51,433 - Okay. - Unh. 55 00:03:58,274 --> 00:04:01,860 - What? - You tell her the truth yet, Jimmy? 56 00:04:06,157 --> 00:04:08,825 - Soon. - You better. 57 00:04:17,835 --> 00:04:20,086 Have a good day at work, dear. 58 00:04:20,254 --> 00:04:22,338 - You satisfied? - I just can't believe it. 59 00:04:22,506 --> 00:04:25,300 Hey, you win some, you lose some. 60 00:04:25,468 --> 00:04:26,676 What does she see in him? 61 00:04:26,844 --> 00:04:29,929 Ass, gas and cash. Do you see his Porsche? 62 00:04:30,097 --> 00:04:34,350 - Fiona's not like that. - Face it, women think with their vaginas. 63 00:04:34,518 --> 00:04:36,019 Now let's vámonos. 64 00:04:36,187 --> 00:04:39,647 We'll find you another skanky 'hood girl to obsess about. 65 00:04:45,362 --> 00:04:48,907 Snob Mob says it's not fair that I get to go to all the class parties... 66 00:04:49,074 --> 00:04:51,242 ...and stuff even though we don't contribute. 67 00:04:51,410 --> 00:04:56,456 - Well, can't listen to those bitches, Debs. - No. You have to look nice. 68 00:04:56,624 --> 00:04:59,876 - Has a hole in it. - That's gonna cut out half my wardrobe. 69 00:05:01,837 --> 00:05:04,839 Maybe the boys have something I can wear. 70 00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:11,679 - Stop downloading porn. - Oops! Busted. 71 00:05:11,847 --> 00:05:13,014 I need a sweater. 72 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:14,474 - Help yourself. - No. 73 00:05:14,642 --> 00:05:17,602 - What are you guys doing? - We're looking for homeboy's dad. 74 00:05:17,770 --> 00:05:19,479 He's looking for homeboy's dad. 75 00:05:19,647 --> 00:05:21,439 Jesus. There are a lot of Gallaghers. 76 00:05:21,607 --> 00:05:24,359 Hey, Fiona, do you know any of, uh, Frank's brothers' names? 77 00:05:24,527 --> 00:05:28,363 Shit. I have no idea. Oh, I think one of them's Wendell or something. 78 00:05:28,531 --> 00:05:30,657 Suppose I could just start calling them all. 79 00:05:30,825 --> 00:05:32,242 Why do you care anyway? 80 00:05:32,409 --> 00:05:35,119 He just wishes it was him that wasn't Frank's kid. 81 00:05:35,287 --> 00:05:37,997 If we find Ian's real dad, maybe he'll give us some cash. 82 00:05:38,165 --> 00:05:41,251 We could report his name to the State and collect child support. 83 00:05:41,418 --> 00:05:44,087 - I'd have to hang out with the dude. - He might be cool. 84 00:05:44,255 --> 00:05:46,422 - Heh, Frank's brother? - Gotta be better than Frank. 85 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:50,510 I mean, maybe he has a job, or he's sober, or he likes kids. 86 00:05:50,678 --> 00:05:52,303 Doubt it. 87 00:05:52,471 --> 00:05:58,393 - Oh, hey, how about this one, Debs? - It'll have to do. Now go. Come on. 88 00:05:58,561 --> 00:06:00,436 Take the bus out to see Grammy. 89 00:06:01,438 --> 00:06:03,314 She'll know where the brothers are. 90 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:23,167 - Hi. Fiona, right? - Yeah. 91 00:06:23,335 --> 00:06:24,919 Debbie said I should expect you. 92 00:06:25,087 --> 00:06:27,714 I'm Jasmine Hollander. I live over on South Bishop. 93 00:06:27,882 --> 00:06:31,217 I remember you from the neighborhood. Used to babysit my friend Beth. 94 00:06:31,385 --> 00:06:33,761 Right. Um, okay, well, let me get you started. 95 00:06:33,929 --> 00:06:36,264 - We're making decorations... - Look who showed up. 96 00:06:36,432 --> 00:06:38,391 ...for the St. Patty's Day party. - Okay. 97 00:06:39,768 --> 00:06:44,188 Uh, okay, take a seat right there, and I'll bring you some construction paper. 98 00:06:44,356 --> 00:06:45,773 Okay? 99 00:06:48,819 --> 00:06:50,069 Hi, Fiona. 100 00:06:50,237 --> 00:06:52,405 - Long time no see. - Yeah. 101 00:06:52,573 --> 00:06:54,574 So, what rate did you guys end up getting? 102 00:06:54,742 --> 00:06:57,994 - There we go. - Eve's refinancing her home. 103 00:06:58,162 --> 00:07:00,246 Four and a half percent for fifteen years. 104 00:07:00,414 --> 00:07:04,000 - Your monthly must be outrageous. - Peter wants to pay the house off soon. 105 00:07:04,168 --> 00:07:06,836 Should've gone for a 30. That's what we have. 106 00:07:07,004 --> 00:07:09,839 - Rates would be higher. - Your payments would've been lower. 107 00:07:10,007 --> 00:07:12,175 Peter has a head for numbers. We'll be okay. 108 00:07:12,343 --> 00:07:16,471 I'd be worried that the rail line's gonna have layoffs again. Aren't you? 109 00:07:16,639 --> 00:07:18,723 I guess I am now. 110 00:07:19,391 --> 00:07:23,061 Must be nice not to own a home and have to deal with this stuff. 111 00:07:23,228 --> 00:07:27,982 Yeah. Gives me more time to buy drugs and fence stolen goods. 112 00:07:33,989 --> 00:07:37,700 Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay 113 00:07:37,868 --> 00:07:39,869 I'm gettin' some cash today 114 00:07:40,037 --> 00:07:45,333 I don't care what you say Just stay the fuck out of my way 115 00:07:45,501 --> 00:07:48,294 Die, Locust scum! 116 00:07:50,422 --> 00:07:51,923 Oh, uh, mail's not here yet. 117 00:07:52,091 --> 00:07:54,217 Any minute, usually. Oh. 118 00:07:54,385 --> 00:07:57,220 Ooh. Ooh. 119 00:07:58,347 --> 00:08:01,349 - What are you kids doing home? - Budget cuts. 120 00:08:01,517 --> 00:08:02,934 Eat my ass! 121 00:08:03,102 --> 00:08:05,353 We have every other Friday off. 122 00:08:05,521 --> 00:08:09,023 - Shouldn't someone be watching you? - We're latchkey kids. 123 00:08:09,191 --> 00:08:10,817 Right. 124 00:08:15,739 --> 00:08:17,573 Aha! 125 00:08:22,204 --> 00:08:24,706 "Dear Mr. Gallagher. 126 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:29,627 Effective immediately, your Illinois State work compensation... 127 00:08:29,795 --> 00:08:34,924 ...has been terminated!" No! 128 00:08:39,805 --> 00:08:41,514 Karen. 129 00:08:57,239 --> 00:08:59,365 Hello. 130 00:08:59,533 --> 00:09:02,618 Karen. 131 00:09:04,538 --> 00:09:06,122 Yo! 132 00:09:06,290 --> 00:09:08,166 Hello, hello, hello. 133 00:09:09,126 --> 00:09:11,502 - Karen. - Fuck! You scared me, Lip. 134 00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:13,838 Sorry. Your mom let me in. 135 00:09:16,675 --> 00:09:17,925 What are you doing? 136 00:09:18,594 --> 00:09:20,762 I haven't seen you in school in a couple days. 137 00:09:20,929 --> 00:09:23,681 - Been busy. - Yeah, I can see that. I like the, uh... 138 00:09:23,849 --> 00:09:27,894 What do you call it? The nose chain ring thing. It's, uh... 139 00:09:28,937 --> 00:09:31,856 Me and Ian, we're gonna visit my grandmother. You wanna come? 140 00:09:32,024 --> 00:09:35,151 - No. - Okay. 141 00:09:37,863 --> 00:09:40,948 - Found out, uh, Frank's not Ian's dad. - Lucky him. 142 00:09:41,116 --> 00:09:45,745 - Yeah. Might try to go find his real one. - Why? All dads are assholes. 143 00:09:48,123 --> 00:09:50,500 Come with us. We'll hit up the White Castle after. 144 00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:53,628 Better than hanging around here being angry at your dad. 145 00:09:53,796 --> 00:09:56,380 I'm not angry at my dad. 146 00:09:56,548 --> 00:10:00,134 Well, it, uh, kind of, uh... 147 00:10:00,302 --> 00:10:03,930 - Kind of seems like you are. - Why would I be angry at my dad? 148 00:10:04,973 --> 00:10:07,725 I don't know. Because of, uh, the stupid purity-ball thing. 149 00:10:07,893 --> 00:10:10,436 Heh, are you kidding me? I'm fine. 150 00:10:10,604 --> 00:10:14,065 I'm just glad that my dad's not around anymore to call me a whore. 151 00:10:14,233 --> 00:10:16,734 - All right, whatever. - What's that supposed to mean? 152 00:10:16,902 --> 00:10:19,695 You're gonna analyze me like you don't have enough problems of your own? 153 00:10:19,863 --> 00:10:20,905 Whoa! Whoa! 154 00:10:21,073 --> 00:10:24,909 No. I just don't understand why you give a shit about what your dad has to say. 155 00:10:25,077 --> 00:10:27,829 Not to be a dick, but you have been kind of a whore. 156 00:10:27,996 --> 00:10:30,081 - What? - No. There's no judgment. 157 00:10:30,249 --> 00:10:34,001 - I think it's cool. You're a free spirit. - Get the fuck out of my house! 158 00:10:34,169 --> 00:10:35,878 - Take it easy. - Out! 159 00:10:37,131 --> 00:10:41,759 - Okay, fine. I was just trying to help. - I don't need your help! 160 00:10:41,927 --> 00:10:44,887 All right, well, have fun being angry at your dad. 161 00:10:45,055 --> 00:10:46,722 Fuck off! 162 00:10:55,023 --> 00:10:58,234 How the fuck did I know that I'd catch you icing the stairs... 163 00:10:58,402 --> 00:11:00,444 ...you sack of shit ambulance chaser? 164 00:11:00,612 --> 00:11:03,531 - What are you doing here? - My workers' comp got canceled. 165 00:11:03,699 --> 00:11:06,492 You're an A-hole. Should've laid low like I told you to. 166 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:08,327 Watch your step. Could be slippery. 167 00:11:08,495 --> 00:11:12,290 I go from home to the Alibi Room. How much lower can I lay? 168 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:16,169 - They got video, you moron. - That's not possible. 169 00:11:16,837 --> 00:11:18,629 Oh, this is... 170 00:11:19,631 --> 00:11:22,925 Well, I was getting a case of beer for helping my friend Tito move. 171 00:11:25,262 --> 00:11:28,514 It was a reimbursement dispute with my drug dealer. 172 00:11:33,812 --> 00:11:37,023 How was I supposed to know her husband was gonna come back early? 173 00:11:37,191 --> 00:11:38,441 Call me when you get hurt. 174 00:11:38,609 --> 00:11:41,235 And aim for the knees next time, huh? Pays more than ribs. 175 00:11:42,738 --> 00:11:46,282 Whoa! I saw that. The city will pay. Larry M. Burke, attorney at law... 176 00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:47,867 ...at your service. - Shit. 177 00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:55,041 Bitches. 178 00:12:00,672 --> 00:12:02,757 I have to go. I got stuff to do at home. 179 00:12:02,925 --> 00:12:05,009 I just wanna thank you for coming today. 180 00:12:05,177 --> 00:12:06,260 Okay. 181 00:12:06,428 --> 00:12:08,554 Would love to have you at more meetings. 182 00:12:08,722 --> 00:12:11,390 I'll see if I can fit it into my busy schedule. 183 00:12:12,726 --> 00:12:14,769 Don't let those women bum you out. 184 00:12:14,937 --> 00:12:17,021 I didn't even notice them. 185 00:12:17,189 --> 00:12:22,193 Well, between you and me, I think they're twats. 186 00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:25,238 Why are you friends with them, then? 187 00:12:25,405 --> 00:12:28,908 Because our kids play together. They have baseball and soccer. 188 00:12:29,534 --> 00:12:31,702 They're not so bad once you get to know them. 189 00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:35,122 Well, I guess they chose not to show that side of themselves today. 190 00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:36,457 They're just insecure. 191 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:40,461 So they gotta make everybody else feel as shitty as they do. 192 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,129 Worked. 193 00:12:42,297 --> 00:12:44,507 - How about we go grab some coffee? - Heh. 194 00:12:44,675 --> 00:12:46,300 I don't do coffee. 195 00:12:46,468 --> 00:12:48,052 Tea? 196 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:50,221 No. I mean, I do coffee... 197 00:12:50,389 --> 00:12:53,599 ...I just don't have the luxury of doing it in the middle of the day like you. 198 00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:56,435 Heh. Hey, don't be a hater. 199 00:12:57,854 --> 00:12:59,063 You're right. I'm sorry. 200 00:12:59,231 --> 00:13:01,565 You can make it up to me by letting me buy you a drink. 201 00:13:01,733 --> 00:13:03,609 Heh, so now it's a drink? 202 00:13:03,777 --> 00:13:08,447 I'll take that as a yes. Come on. 203 00:13:16,081 --> 00:13:19,041 - What? - Never seen you use deodorant before. 204 00:13:19,209 --> 00:13:22,378 Gotta find a job. You should come with me. 205 00:13:22,546 --> 00:13:23,629 Why? 206 00:13:23,797 --> 00:13:26,966 It's time you learned the family business, son. 207 00:13:27,551 --> 00:13:31,012 - Typed up your résumé, Daddy. - Good girl, Debs. 208 00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:34,265 "Francis Gallagher is a passionate professional who brings... 209 00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:39,103 ...creative solutions from the idea phase to fruition." 210 00:13:41,815 --> 00:13:43,691 You know me so well. 211 00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:49,113 - Little... - Hey! 212 00:13:49,281 --> 00:13:51,657 Aren't you a little curious to find out who he is? 213 00:13:51,825 --> 00:13:54,410 - No. - No? He could be any one of these guys. 214 00:13:54,578 --> 00:13:57,913 - Oh, yeah? Like that one right there? - Totally. 215 00:13:58,081 --> 00:14:00,708 Look, he's gonna be a douche bag no matter who he is. 216 00:14:01,335 --> 00:14:04,754 - Well, he can't be any worse than Frank. - He's a Gallagher. 217 00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:08,591 Well, maybe he'll take you to a game, or kick in some scratch for college... 218 00:14:08,759 --> 00:14:11,719 ...or give you a kidney, hell, a birthday card once a year. 219 00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:13,054 That's a win, right? 220 00:14:14,306 --> 00:14:16,057 Do we know any cool dads? 221 00:14:16,224 --> 00:14:18,476 Scotty Houston's father. 222 00:14:20,145 --> 00:14:25,941 But he's on that sex offenders list for jacking off in Sherman Park. 223 00:14:29,446 --> 00:14:32,615 All right. I got a, uh, pizza-delivery driver opening. Liquor salesman. 224 00:14:32,783 --> 00:14:38,204 Bilingual insurance agent. Part-time nanny. Hair-salon assistant. 225 00:14:38,372 --> 00:14:40,539 Truck driver. Egg donor. 226 00:14:40,707 --> 00:14:44,377 Egg donor. What the f...? It's the wrong... This is the wrong category. 227 00:14:44,544 --> 00:14:48,672 - Anything float your boat, Frank? - You know what I'm here for, Gary. 228 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,133 Show me the special list. 229 00:14:52,094 --> 00:14:54,553 No. I'm not, uh... I'm not doing that anymore, Frank. 230 00:14:54,721 --> 00:14:55,846 Open your top drawer. 231 00:14:56,014 --> 00:14:58,224 No, no, no. The boss is cracking down. 232 00:14:58,392 --> 00:15:01,519 I brought the kids out. Wanna show them a thing or two. 233 00:15:01,686 --> 00:15:05,481 - Look, you're gonna get me in trouble. - I'll be discreet. 234 00:15:05,649 --> 00:15:08,526 Come on. We'll have the same deal we had before. 235 00:15:08,693 --> 00:15:10,444 I need 30 percent this time. 236 00:15:10,612 --> 00:15:11,862 - Ten. - Twenty-five. 237 00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:13,406 Twenty. 238 00:15:24,876 --> 00:15:28,295 Six months ago, guy fell off a scaffold at McNally Construction. 239 00:15:28,463 --> 00:15:30,714 He broke three bones. I could send you there. 240 00:15:30,882 --> 00:15:34,427 Sounds good, if it weren't for my fear of heights. What else you got? 241 00:15:34,594 --> 00:15:37,263 How do you feel about metal splinters to the eye? 242 00:15:37,431 --> 00:15:38,556 Not so great. 243 00:15:38,723 --> 00:15:40,808 Are you up to date on your rabies shots? 244 00:15:40,976 --> 00:15:43,602 - No. - Okay. What about seared flesh? 245 00:15:44,271 --> 00:15:48,566 Yeah. Bobby's Bagel Joint is hiring. All right? I got a gal. 246 00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:51,026 She stuck her hand in the boiling vat. 247 00:15:51,194 --> 00:15:54,280 She'll be collecting for at least 24 months. 248 00:15:54,448 --> 00:15:56,407 Suppose if I had to. 249 00:15:57,492 --> 00:15:59,493 Anything else? 250 00:16:02,956 --> 00:16:05,374 Okay. Here we go. 251 00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:07,793 These are the jobs that nobody wants. 252 00:16:07,961 --> 00:16:12,465 The conditions are hazardous, unsafe or both. 253 00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:16,802 - You're guaranteed to get hurt. - You're the man, Gary. 254 00:16:22,309 --> 00:16:23,893 There she is. 255 00:16:25,479 --> 00:16:28,564 - Hey, Grammy. - Who the hell are you? 256 00:16:28,732 --> 00:16:31,525 Grams, it's us, Lip and Ian, Frank's sons. 257 00:16:31,693 --> 00:16:33,360 Your grandsons? 258 00:16:34,946 --> 00:16:36,864 Oh, my goodness. 259 00:16:37,032 --> 00:16:39,116 Would you look at you two. 260 00:16:39,284 --> 00:16:43,954 I have never seen apple and spice looking so nice, heh. 261 00:16:44,122 --> 00:16:47,041 - Thanks, Grammy. - How's it going in there? 262 00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:50,753 Well, the food's not so great, but the pussy's pretty good. 263 00:16:50,921 --> 00:16:55,341 Never thought I'd be the type. Oh, this dump ain't so bad. 264 00:16:55,926 --> 00:16:58,219 I can get blow anytime I like. 265 00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:00,179 Sounds all right. 266 00:17:00,347 --> 00:17:03,849 Yeah. The only thing that sucks is they got me cleaning toilets. 267 00:17:04,017 --> 00:17:05,643 I want to be on the kitchen crew. 268 00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:08,062 They won't let me anywhere near the place. 269 00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:11,315 One meth-lab explosion, and this is what I get. 270 00:17:11,483 --> 00:17:15,819 Oh, yeah. It's probably the two college students that died in the fire, Grams. 271 00:17:17,072 --> 00:17:18,739 So, what do you want? 272 00:17:19,282 --> 00:17:22,076 Uh, we're, uh, trying to find Dad's brothers. 273 00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:24,912 - There's, uh, three, right? - Who wants to know? 274 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,789 Just us. 275 00:17:26,957 --> 00:17:28,707 One might be my dad. 276 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,292 How so? 277 00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:32,836 Uh, Monica boned a brother. 278 00:17:33,004 --> 00:17:35,589 - What? - Monica, she fucked a brother. 279 00:17:35,757 --> 00:17:38,092 I never liked that woman. 280 00:17:39,386 --> 00:17:43,514 So I give you the names, what are you gonna do for me? 281 00:17:44,599 --> 00:17:47,518 - What do you want? - Cigarettes. Carton a week. 282 00:17:47,686 --> 00:17:49,853 You can get blow in here, but not cigarettes? 283 00:17:50,021 --> 00:17:51,897 Go figure. 284 00:17:52,065 --> 00:17:53,524 Yeah, you got it. 285 00:17:53,692 --> 00:17:57,152 Clayton, Jerry, and my baby, Wyatt. They're in the book. 286 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:01,156 But don't bother with Wyatt. He lost his testicles in the Navy. 287 00:18:01,324 --> 00:18:03,325 - All right, let's go. - Okay. 288 00:18:03,493 --> 00:18:04,785 Thanks, Grams. 289 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:08,622 And you tell Jerry that if he doesn't pay me back that 5 grand he stole... 290 00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:11,333 ...I'm gonna send my ex-husband over to gouge... 291 00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:14,628 ...his eye out with a grapefruit spoon. - Time is up. 292 00:18:14,796 --> 00:18:16,380 Let's go. 293 00:18:26,891 --> 00:18:30,644 So, what were you, like five or six years behind me in school? 294 00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:34,440 - Uh, eight, I think. - Jesus, I'm an old lady. 295 00:18:34,608 --> 00:18:38,235 - Yeah. I was thinking the same thing. - Uh, an old lady who can do this. 296 00:18:39,321 --> 00:18:40,779 Damn. 297 00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:43,073 Yeah. I told Hal if he wanted another kid... 298 00:18:43,241 --> 00:18:45,576 ...he had to get me a 24 Hour Fitness membership. 299 00:18:45,744 --> 00:18:48,245 It's bad enough my cookie box is all stretched out. 300 00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:49,747 - No. - Yeah. 301 00:18:49,914 --> 00:18:51,290 - That's what happens. - Pfft. 302 00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:53,917 Can't you do, like, Kegels or something? 303 00:18:54,085 --> 00:18:55,252 Doing them right now. 304 00:18:56,963 --> 00:19:00,466 - How many kids do you have? - Three, which is plenty. 305 00:19:00,634 --> 00:19:04,303 I made Hal snip his business, and then, if I kick his ass to the curb... 306 00:19:04,471 --> 00:19:06,430 ...I can have more with someone else. 307 00:19:06,598 --> 00:19:08,641 Thinking about kicking his ass to the curb? 308 00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:11,143 Some days yes. Some days no. 309 00:19:11,311 --> 00:19:12,978 Uh, he's a good guy. 310 00:19:13,146 --> 00:19:16,273 - There's one thing I'd change about him. - Oh, yeah? What's that? 311 00:19:16,441 --> 00:19:18,150 No passion. 312 00:19:18,318 --> 00:19:20,986 - That's a big one. - Yeah. Tell me about it. 313 00:19:21,154 --> 00:19:25,032 Hey, ladies. The basket of E. Coli you ordered. 314 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,283 Mm. 315 00:19:26,451 --> 00:19:29,787 - I got this. Here you go. - It's weird seeing you in here... 316 00:19:29,954 --> 00:19:31,372 ...without yelling at Frank. 317 00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:33,499 - Well, there's always time. - Keep the change. 318 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:35,125 Oh. 319 00:19:35,835 --> 00:19:37,753 So your dad's still a drunk? 320 00:19:39,756 --> 00:19:40,923 Mine too. 321 00:19:41,591 --> 00:19:43,342 - Yeah? - Yeah. 322 00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:47,346 He's good at hiding it, though. Has to. He's on the fire department. 323 00:19:48,473 --> 00:19:49,556 Oh. 324 00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:53,811 So, what about you? Are you with someone right now? 325 00:19:54,729 --> 00:19:57,439 I've been dating this guy, Steve. 326 00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:00,442 - About all we have is passion. - Oh. 327 00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:02,152 Say it again, but slower. 328 00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:05,948 Before I met Hal, I was engaged to this guy Ralph. 329 00:20:06,116 --> 00:20:07,658 - Hmm. - We fucked everywhere. 330 00:20:07,826 --> 00:20:10,536 I mean, one time, we did it in a bathroom at a party. 331 00:20:10,704 --> 00:20:12,955 - Heh. Done that. - Ah. 332 00:20:13,915 --> 00:20:15,791 - I like you, Miss Fiona. - Heh. 333 00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:17,584 You're a dirty girl like me. 334 00:20:17,752 --> 00:20:19,795 So, what happened with the bathroom fucker? 335 00:20:19,963 --> 00:20:23,215 He didn't wanna be there for the small things in life. 336 00:20:23,383 --> 00:20:28,679 Like cooking a meal, and getting sick, and laughing at a stupid TV show. 337 00:20:28,847 --> 00:20:30,055 Sorry. 338 00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:33,684 It's okay. You know, his loss. 339 00:20:33,852 --> 00:20:36,729 - Does your guy like those things, or? - Hmm... 340 00:20:36,896 --> 00:20:39,440 I think so. Or at least he pretends to. 341 00:20:39,607 --> 00:20:42,943 Good. Then hold on to him because guys like that get scooped up fast. 342 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:46,280 Before you know it, you're 30, and the good ones are all gone. 343 00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:51,243 And then you have to wait until they get divorced, but by then, you'll be 45. 344 00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:55,289 Oh, God. I gotta bolt. 345 00:20:55,457 --> 00:20:59,293 I'll see you at the, uh, kids' party tomorrow? 346 00:20:59,461 --> 00:21:02,671 - I wasn't really gonna go after that meeting. - Oh. 347 00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:04,298 But now that you met me? 348 00:21:04,466 --> 00:21:07,009 Uh... I'll think about it. 349 00:21:07,177 --> 00:21:08,594 Good. 350 00:21:08,762 --> 00:21:09,845 Bye. 351 00:21:14,058 --> 00:21:16,977 Okay. Uh, bye. 352 00:21:21,191 --> 00:21:22,941 You just made my boy parts get bigger. 353 00:21:23,693 --> 00:21:25,819 Fuck off. 354 00:21:26,279 --> 00:21:28,238 Looking for a few more guys. 355 00:21:28,406 --> 00:21:30,908 - It's my busy season. - Dangerous? 356 00:21:31,075 --> 00:21:33,035 Can be, if you're not careful. 357 00:21:33,661 --> 00:21:35,204 - Right. - City contracts me... 358 00:21:35,371 --> 00:21:37,372 ...to clear the stoppages in the sewer. 359 00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:39,374 Not glamorous work we're talking about. 360 00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:40,751 Sounds great to me. 361 00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:46,048 Fill this out. 362 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,383 How we doing, Paulie? 363 00:21:48,551 --> 00:21:50,052 All set. Turn her on. 364 00:21:53,431 --> 00:21:57,434 - Come to work with your dad? - No school. Budget cuts. 365 00:21:57,602 --> 00:21:59,520 Yeah, me too. 366 00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:00,938 You wanna go out sometime? 367 00:22:01,481 --> 00:22:02,940 I'm only 12. 368 00:22:03,608 --> 00:22:06,527 That's cool. I'm into older women. 369 00:22:06,694 --> 00:22:10,322 I don't like that you're getting hurt on purpose to make money. 370 00:22:10,490 --> 00:22:13,534 - Isn't that cheating? - I prefer to think of it as helping. 371 00:22:13,701 --> 00:22:14,910 You do? 372 00:22:15,078 --> 00:22:19,289 Yeah. When I collect workmen's comp, some lady has to fill out the paperwork. 373 00:22:19,457 --> 00:22:20,999 That's her job. 374 00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:23,126 If it wasn't for me, she'd be unemployed. 375 00:22:24,712 --> 00:22:26,922 Shut it off! For the love of God, shut it off! 376 00:22:27,090 --> 00:22:29,758 - My eye! My eye! Aah! - Fuck. 377 00:22:29,926 --> 00:22:32,094 The city's gonna shut me down again for weeks. 378 00:22:32,262 --> 00:22:35,514 - Paulie will make millions off this. - Shut it off! 379 00:22:35,682 --> 00:22:37,224 Call an ambulance! 380 00:22:43,731 --> 00:22:44,982 Thanks. 381 00:22:45,149 --> 00:22:46,233 We got a call? 382 00:22:46,401 --> 00:22:48,777 You catch the plates on that guy Steve's Cayenne? 383 00:22:48,945 --> 00:22:51,363 Uh, seven-three-Echo-Yankee-five-five. 384 00:22:51,531 --> 00:22:53,448 How'd I know you'd have it memorized, you psycho? 385 00:22:54,784 --> 00:22:57,327 Guess what car just got reported stolen. 386 00:22:59,622 --> 00:23:02,165 - By Steve? - Nope, by the owner. 387 00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:03,709 Roberto Cavesi. 388 00:23:05,003 --> 00:23:07,337 - So Steve stole it. - Or bought it stolen. 389 00:23:07,505 --> 00:23:10,799 He's probably scratching the VIN and changing the plates right now. 390 00:23:10,967 --> 00:23:12,718 Uh, did you call it in? 391 00:23:12,886 --> 00:23:14,136 - Just getting ready... - No. Uh... 392 00:23:14,762 --> 00:23:17,389 Why don't we hold off for a few hours? 393 00:23:17,557 --> 00:23:21,351 I'm not gonna do anything crazy. I just wanna talk to Fiona first. 394 00:23:23,313 --> 00:23:25,814 You may have heard how dangerous this place has been. 395 00:23:25,982 --> 00:23:27,983 - Not afraid. - Medical waste disposal. 396 00:23:28,151 --> 00:23:31,111 Blood-soaked bandages, contaminated needles, body parts. 397 00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:33,113 - Cool. - Used to be we could only get... 398 00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:34,656 ...illegal immigrants to work here. 399 00:23:34,824 --> 00:23:36,700 - Looking at a true-blue American. - Ah. 400 00:23:36,868 --> 00:23:41,038 Well, the CDC came around four months ago and hit us with some hefty fines. 401 00:23:41,205 --> 00:23:46,543 That's when they brought me in. I turned this place around. 402 00:23:46,711 --> 00:23:48,754 - Excuse me? - Oh, I'm an OSHA-certified... 403 00:23:48,922 --> 00:23:51,506 ...safety compliance officer. Take a look. 404 00:23:54,093 --> 00:23:56,011 I got this place in ship-shape. 405 00:23:56,179 --> 00:24:00,641 All-new health and safety rules, weekly safety meetings for all employees. 406 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,518 "Ninety-three days accident free." 407 00:24:03,686 --> 00:24:06,438 Come on, I'll show you your workstation. AIDS needles. 408 00:24:06,606 --> 00:24:07,689 Okay. 409 00:24:20,411 --> 00:24:21,703 Hey, Tony. 410 00:24:21,871 --> 00:24:25,457 Fiona. Wasn't sure whether to knock over here or next door, heh. 411 00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:27,459 I'm mostly here. 412 00:24:27,627 --> 00:24:30,671 - None of my business, really. - Okay. 413 00:24:31,506 --> 00:24:33,590 Steve around today? 414 00:24:33,967 --> 00:24:35,008 He's at work. 415 00:24:35,677 --> 00:24:36,843 Work? Yeah. 416 00:24:38,471 --> 00:24:42,557 Fiona, Steve may not be the guy you think he is. 417 00:24:42,725 --> 00:24:45,519 Heh, was this the part where it's none of your business? 418 00:24:45,687 --> 00:24:48,480 There are some things about him I don't think you know. 419 00:24:50,233 --> 00:24:52,609 You ever wonder why he has all that money, but he hangs out down here? 420 00:24:54,195 --> 00:24:56,822 That sounds awfully close to being an insult. 421 00:24:56,990 --> 00:24:59,491 - I don't mean it like that. - What other way is there? 422 00:24:59,659 --> 00:25:02,828 I mean, why would a guy like Steve be with someone like me? 423 00:25:02,996 --> 00:25:05,831 - No. - I know you're badmouthing Steve. 424 00:25:05,999 --> 00:25:07,791 He'd never talk shit about you. Ever. 425 00:25:09,419 --> 00:25:11,628 You should go, Tony. 426 00:25:15,341 --> 00:25:16,967 Just be careful, Fiona. 427 00:25:22,849 --> 00:25:25,475 Come on. Pick up. 428 00:25:25,643 --> 00:25:27,936 It's me. Leave a message. 429 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:31,231 - Come on, pick up. - It's me. Leave a message. 430 00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:32,816 Shit. 431 00:25:36,571 --> 00:25:39,072 Looking for someone to work in cabinetry. 432 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,159 From, uh, refinishing to installation. 433 00:25:42,326 --> 00:25:46,246 Flexible hours, and we can offer competitive benefits, heh. 434 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:48,957 I gotta be honest with you about something here. 435 00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,125 Yeah, what's that? 436 00:25:50,293 --> 00:25:52,961 Uh, you know, most industries are using green products. 437 00:25:53,129 --> 00:25:56,548 Everything's ecofriendly this, ecofriendly that. 438 00:25:56,716 --> 00:25:58,842 I just haven't jumped on the bandwagon yet. 439 00:25:59,010 --> 00:26:03,513 - I mean, the stuff's too damn expensive. - Not to mention Ed Begley Jr.'s a pussy. 440 00:26:03,681 --> 00:26:07,434 You know, the products we're using, they're, uh, not exactly the safest. 441 00:26:07,602 --> 00:26:09,478 Formaldehyde's our biggest, uh, culprit. 442 00:26:09,645 --> 00:26:12,481 As a result, a lot of folks are getting sick. Seems like... 443 00:26:12,648 --> 00:26:14,566 - He'll take it. - What? 444 00:26:14,734 --> 00:26:18,028 The job. He'll take it. Tomorrow okay for him to start? 445 00:26:18,196 --> 00:26:21,281 Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha. 446 00:26:28,372 --> 00:26:32,125 Hi. I'm Karen Jackson. I mean, Daddyz Girl. 447 00:26:32,293 --> 00:26:36,171 This is my first web diary entry, and it's dedicated to my daddy... 448 00:26:38,049 --> 00:26:41,134 ...Eddie Jackson. Here he is on the left. 449 00:26:41,302 --> 00:26:44,971 You can visit him at the ITC on 126th where he works. 450 00:26:45,139 --> 00:26:47,933 My daddy and I recently went to a purity ball... 451 00:26:48,101 --> 00:26:52,395 ...where he asked me to confess my sexual sins so that we can be closer. 452 00:26:52,563 --> 00:26:55,690 But when I did, guess what he did. 453 00:26:55,858 --> 00:26:57,317 He called me a whore. 454 00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:59,611 In front of a room full of people. 455 00:26:59,779 --> 00:27:01,822 A whore. Yelled it. 456 00:27:01,989 --> 00:27:05,617 So guess what, Daddy. I've got something for you. 457 00:27:12,959 --> 00:27:14,918 These are vanilla. 458 00:27:15,378 --> 00:27:18,088 - Where were you two all day? - We went to go see Grammy... 459 00:27:18,256 --> 00:27:20,423 ...like you suggested. - Oh, yeah, heh? How is she? 460 00:27:20,591 --> 00:27:22,884 - Still mean as a snake. - Ah. 461 00:27:23,052 --> 00:27:25,595 Carl, hey, we're decorating, not eating. 462 00:27:26,139 --> 00:27:27,848 Hey. Yo. 463 00:27:28,349 --> 00:27:29,891 - Thank God. - What's up? 464 00:27:30,059 --> 00:27:33,270 Did you get my messages about Tony? I've been trying you for hours. 465 00:27:33,437 --> 00:27:35,772 - Oh, work was crazy. - I'm worried. 466 00:27:36,899 --> 00:27:40,735 - Oh, he's not gonna do anything to me. - Well, I think he suspects something. 467 00:27:40,903 --> 00:27:43,947 No, he's just jealous. I'm careful. Promise. 468 00:27:44,115 --> 00:27:45,240 Okay? 469 00:27:46,909 --> 00:27:49,703 All right. What do we got going on here? 470 00:27:49,871 --> 00:27:53,331 Well, if you're, uh, Carl, then you're making scrotum cupcakes. 471 00:27:54,083 --> 00:27:55,792 - Very nice. Ha-ha-ha. 472 00:28:09,056 --> 00:28:10,807 He already changed the plates? 473 00:28:12,351 --> 00:28:14,728 You're going down, fucker. 474 00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,868 - Did Steve give you the car? - No, I bought it. 475 00:28:30,369 --> 00:28:33,496 Had $74,920 lying around. 476 00:28:33,664 --> 00:28:35,040 Ah, money well spent. 477 00:28:37,877 --> 00:28:41,963 Yo, where are you? I'm, uh, sorry about yesterday, all right? 478 00:28:42,131 --> 00:28:44,132 All right, call me back. Don't be mad. 479 00:28:45,968 --> 00:28:48,803 - Karen? - Yeah. 480 00:28:48,971 --> 00:28:51,348 Why is it we've never met any of Frank's brothers? 481 00:28:51,515 --> 00:28:54,684 Family reunions are for families. 482 00:29:01,734 --> 00:29:03,735 And will the guy behind door number one... 483 00:29:03,903 --> 00:29:05,904 ...be Ian Gallagher's ticket out? 484 00:29:06,072 --> 00:29:07,864 Shut up. 485 00:29:08,991 --> 00:29:10,033 Yeah? 486 00:29:10,201 --> 00:29:12,077 - Holy shit. - Oh, my God. 487 00:29:12,912 --> 00:29:14,037 What do you want? 488 00:29:14,705 --> 00:29:16,957 Uh, hi. Um, I'm sorry. 489 00:29:17,124 --> 00:29:19,167 Uh, my name is Phillip. This is my brother Ian. 490 00:29:20,211 --> 00:29:22,170 Yeah, so? 491 00:29:22,755 --> 00:29:25,423 Well, we're Frank Gallagher's sons. We were wondering... 492 00:29:25,591 --> 00:29:29,844 ...if we could talk to you for a... - Son of a bitch. 493 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,846 Off to a good start. 494 00:29:32,014 --> 00:29:35,934 - I didn't know Dad was a twin. Did you? - No. 495 00:29:36,102 --> 00:29:38,228 Hey. What are you doing? 496 00:29:38,396 --> 00:29:41,314 - We should talk to him. - He slammed the door in our faces. 497 00:29:41,482 --> 00:29:43,233 We probably scared him. 498 00:29:43,401 --> 00:29:45,777 I don't want that dick being my father, all right? 499 00:29:45,945 --> 00:29:48,863 We're here. We should find out more about him. 500 00:29:49,031 --> 00:29:53,451 I have a shotgun, and I'm not afraid to use it. 501 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,912 Happy? 502 00:29:56,622 --> 00:29:58,581 - Yeah. - Okay. 503 00:30:01,294 --> 00:30:02,502 Oh. 504 00:30:02,878 --> 00:30:06,256 - Come on. - Where'd you guys get the Xbox? 505 00:30:07,383 --> 00:30:09,217 I let them borrow mine. 506 00:30:09,385 --> 00:30:11,845 You're getting into this classroom-moms thing. 507 00:30:12,013 --> 00:30:15,223 - Well, it's important to Debs. Right? - Yep. 508 00:30:16,642 --> 00:30:18,560 I'll get it. 509 00:30:18,728 --> 00:30:21,062 Don't run away just because I'm kicking your ass. 510 00:30:23,149 --> 00:30:25,775 - Hi. I'm Jasmine. - I've heard of you. I'm Steve. 511 00:30:25,943 --> 00:30:28,987 Oh. Hey. Uh, Debs, clean this stuff up. 512 00:30:29,155 --> 00:30:32,449 No. Don't worry. My ironing board is still out from last weekend. 513 00:30:32,616 --> 00:30:35,618 - Uh, you met my boyfriend, Steve? - I did. He's cute. 514 00:30:35,786 --> 00:30:37,912 - For that you get a cup of coffee. - Hmm. 515 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,457 - Uh, sorry for coming unannounced. - It's okay. 516 00:30:40,624 --> 00:30:43,668 I was just at my sister's house. She let me raid her closet. 517 00:30:43,836 --> 00:30:46,087 - Guess what doesn't fit her anymore. - All that? 518 00:30:46,255 --> 00:30:49,174 She's pregnant again. I thought we could try this stuff on... 519 00:30:49,342 --> 00:30:51,301 ...and see what fits us. - Sure. 520 00:30:51,469 --> 00:30:53,678 Uh, we're gonna be upstairs. 521 00:30:53,846 --> 00:30:57,057 It's all right. Your boyfriend's gotta go to work soon anyway. 522 00:30:57,224 --> 00:30:59,809 - Be careful today? - I will. Nice to meet you, Jasmine. 523 00:30:59,977 --> 00:31:01,978 Yeah. Will I see you at the party tonight? 524 00:31:02,146 --> 00:31:03,813 I wouldn't miss it. 525 00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:12,489 Not so fast, buster. 526 00:31:12,656 --> 00:31:15,700 Hey, Debs. I got your new iPad in my bag. 527 00:31:15,868 --> 00:31:17,285 Did you tell her, Jimmy? 528 00:31:18,662 --> 00:31:22,207 Family. Dropped out of med school. Different name. 529 00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:25,210 Yeah, yeah. I just haven't found the right time yet, okay? 530 00:31:25,378 --> 00:31:28,254 It's unnatural for a kid to hold a secret for so long. 531 00:31:28,422 --> 00:31:30,799 - I'm gonna crack. - Okay, okay. Tonight. 532 00:31:32,510 --> 00:31:35,220 - That's my ride. I gotta go. - Pinkie swear? 533 00:31:35,388 --> 00:31:37,222 Yes. 534 00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:38,431 - Do it. - Pinkie swear. 535 00:31:44,647 --> 00:31:47,107 Hold your horses. I'm coming. 536 00:32:06,627 --> 00:32:10,171 - First day on the job. - Oh, yeah? 537 00:32:10,631 --> 00:32:14,175 - Suppose I could use a power tool? - Whoa, baby steps, my friend. 538 00:32:14,343 --> 00:32:16,761 Probably in about a month. 539 00:32:16,929 --> 00:32:19,389 Two more boxes are supposed to go in here. 540 00:32:19,557 --> 00:32:22,183 Surprised to find an opening in this economy. 541 00:32:22,351 --> 00:32:25,186 - Somebody get fired? - Lorenzo worked at that station. 542 00:32:25,354 --> 00:32:26,813 He's out on workers' comp. 543 00:32:26,981 --> 00:32:29,899 One man's misfortune is another man's opportunity. 544 00:32:30,067 --> 00:32:33,862 - What, um? What happened to him? - Emphysema. 545 00:32:34,029 --> 00:32:35,905 They get face frames also? 546 00:32:36,073 --> 00:32:39,075 And how did Lorenzo get the big E? 547 00:32:39,243 --> 00:32:41,953 Inhaling chemical fumes. 548 00:32:42,121 --> 00:32:45,582 - That's all it took? - Oh, you'd be smart to wear a mask. 549 00:32:45,749 --> 00:32:49,085 What fumes exactly? You know, so I can stay clear. 550 00:32:49,253 --> 00:32:53,173 Paint thinner, formaldehyde, cleaner, stainer, you name it. 551 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:57,135 - He was here one day, gone the next. - That fast, huh? 552 00:32:57,303 --> 00:33:00,430 You know, a man dedicates seven years of his life to a company... 553 00:33:00,598 --> 00:33:04,225 ...and that's the thanks he gets: A bum lung. 554 00:33:05,728 --> 00:33:09,230 Seven years? You said he was here one day, gone the next. 555 00:33:09,648 --> 00:33:12,734 Well, he was. After having the job for seven years. 556 00:33:13,319 --> 00:33:15,778 You know, he was my best work friend. 557 00:33:15,946 --> 00:33:19,032 Sucks not having him around here anymore. 558 00:33:23,245 --> 00:33:26,331 - That looks good on you. - You think? 559 00:33:26,499 --> 00:33:30,752 - Your body is perfect. - No. Makes me look huge. 560 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,630 - Please. Look at this. - Heh. 561 00:33:33,797 --> 00:33:37,592 Still haven't gotten rid of my baby fat. And my youngest is 6. 562 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,760 Hmm. 563 00:33:38,928 --> 00:33:42,972 - I really like Steve, by the way. - He's a good guy. I think. 564 00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:45,642 - He seems into you. - Well, he stuck around. 565 00:33:45,809 --> 00:33:47,227 Here. Try this on. 566 00:33:50,064 --> 00:33:53,942 So I talked to Hal last night. His business is booming right now. 567 00:33:54,109 --> 00:33:56,152 - What does he do? - He's an accountant. 568 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,696 Helps people with their taxes, that sort of thing. 569 00:33:59,281 --> 00:34:00,990 Are you good with numbers? 570 00:34:01,492 --> 00:34:03,326 I guess so. 571 00:34:03,494 --> 00:34:07,247 Then I'll introduce you to him later at the party. 572 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,123 Ah. 573 00:34:09,291 --> 00:34:10,333 I mean, ha-ha. 574 00:34:15,464 --> 00:34:18,216 Gotta pick up the monsters. 575 00:34:19,134 --> 00:34:21,344 Why are you being so nice to me? 576 00:34:21,512 --> 00:34:24,889 Why are you being a freak and asking a question like that? 577 00:34:25,558 --> 00:34:27,308 See you tonight. 578 00:35:08,183 --> 00:35:11,019 Ah, I knew I had it here somewhere. 579 00:35:11,186 --> 00:35:15,398 This is your father and me when we were altar boys. 580 00:35:15,566 --> 00:35:17,900 - Dad was an altar boy? - Yeah, he sure was. 581 00:35:18,068 --> 00:35:19,152 Wow. 582 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,071 Frank around the communion wine, that must've been a challenge, huh? 583 00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,741 Heh, Father Frank, as we used to call him. He was devout. 584 00:35:24,908 --> 00:35:28,411 - He was, uh, first in his class at Catechism. - Frank? 585 00:35:28,579 --> 00:35:30,622 So, what brings you boys around? 586 00:35:30,789 --> 00:35:34,250 Uh, well, we're working on a, uh, family-tree project at school, Lucy. 587 00:35:34,418 --> 00:35:37,754 - Aunt Lucy. - Wow. Well, good for you. 588 00:35:37,921 --> 00:35:40,548 - Did your dad tell you where I lived? - We looked it up. 589 00:35:40,716 --> 00:35:45,011 Yeah, I don't suppose he would have. We, um, had a falling-out a long time ago. 590 00:35:45,179 --> 00:35:47,180 Anybody need some more pop? 591 00:35:47,348 --> 00:35:51,934 It was my fault. I should've done something about it. I just never did. 592 00:35:52,102 --> 00:35:54,771 Clayton, I need your help in the kitchen. 593 00:35:54,938 --> 00:35:56,856 With the pop. 594 00:35:59,443 --> 00:36:00,485 Okay. 595 00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:02,403 More pop. 596 00:36:02,571 --> 00:36:04,489 Coming right up. 597 00:36:07,826 --> 00:36:09,243 What are you doing? 598 00:36:09,411 --> 00:36:11,496 - Getting to know my nephews. - Let's go. 599 00:36:11,664 --> 00:36:14,165 - I don't want them in my house. - What? They're great. 600 00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:17,126 - I can't do this. - Told me you never slept with her. 601 00:36:17,294 --> 00:36:19,212 - I didn't. - Ruin their lives. 602 00:36:19,380 --> 00:36:22,507 - Why does he look like Jacob? - That guy's totally your dad. 603 00:36:22,675 --> 00:36:25,093 - You don't know that. - We can easily find out. 604 00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:28,054 - I don't wanna know. - You look exactly like him. 605 00:36:28,222 --> 00:36:29,639 So, what am I supposed to do? 606 00:36:29,807 --> 00:36:33,017 - Pack my bags and move in here? - Have you checked this place out? 607 00:36:33,185 --> 00:36:35,103 - Fuck. - Ian. 608 00:36:35,270 --> 00:36:37,188 - I'm not walking around here... - Ian. 609 00:36:38,607 --> 00:36:40,358 Ian. 610 00:36:41,527 --> 00:36:43,820 - Ian, come on. We should at least go... - Look. 611 00:36:43,987 --> 00:36:46,280 This is about you, all right? Not me. 612 00:36:46,448 --> 00:36:50,660 Look, we all have our problems with Frank, but he's still my father. 613 00:36:50,828 --> 00:36:53,705 And Fiona's my sister, and you're my brother. 614 00:36:53,872 --> 00:36:57,333 Debbie, Carl, Liam. We're a family. 615 00:36:57,501 --> 00:37:00,002 Yeah, but, Ian, you can have a sweet life here. 616 00:37:00,921 --> 00:37:03,506 I'm happy with who we are. 617 00:37:04,049 --> 00:37:06,050 Even if you're not. 618 00:37:45,340 --> 00:37:47,592 Well, look at that. Lunch is over. 619 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,011 The time, how she flies. 620 00:37:50,179 --> 00:37:53,598 Well, it's back to the grindstone for this guy. 621 00:37:53,766 --> 00:37:57,018 Careful, Frank. That spill almost got you there, huh? 622 00:37:57,186 --> 00:38:01,689 Already lost one best work friend. Don't need to lose another so soon. 623 00:38:01,865 --> 00:38:03,149 Hmm. 624 00:38:04,610 --> 00:38:05,818 Okay, you can let go now. 625 00:38:28,258 --> 00:38:29,717 All right. 626 00:38:46,318 --> 00:38:48,820 Heh. Hey. Tony, right? 627 00:38:48,987 --> 00:38:50,738 Funny seeing you here. How are you? 628 00:38:56,411 --> 00:39:00,873 - How long you been stealing cars? - Who says I steal them? Ow. Fuck. 629 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:03,793 You were in a Cayenne yesterday, hotwiring a 911 today. 630 00:39:03,961 --> 00:39:08,214 - I lost my keys. That's... Motherfucker. - How long? 631 00:39:09,341 --> 00:39:12,343 As long as I've been fucking Fiona for. 632 00:39:12,511 --> 00:39:15,471 Oh, fuck! 633 00:39:17,766 --> 00:39:21,227 And for dinner, she made pork loin with caramelized apples... 634 00:39:21,395 --> 00:39:25,398 ...with a side of iceberg lettuce that had a little oil and vinegar drizzled on it. 635 00:39:25,566 --> 00:39:29,151 Oh, what I'd do for a little Roquefort, but with my high cholesterol... 636 00:39:29,319 --> 00:39:31,696 - I told you about that, right? - About an hour ago. 637 00:39:31,864 --> 00:39:34,615 Two sixty-seven. Your doctor wants it under 150. 638 00:39:34,908 --> 00:39:40,872 Aw, you remember. Anyway, after dinner, she cut some berries for dessert: 639 00:39:41,039 --> 00:39:44,250 Strawberries, raspberries, blackberries. 640 00:39:44,418 --> 00:39:46,794 Ahh! Fuck. Ahh. Ahh! Fuck. Ahh! 641 00:39:47,129 --> 00:39:48,170 Shit! 642 00:39:48,922 --> 00:39:52,550 Frank. Frank. Here I come. 643 00:40:01,685 --> 00:40:02,852 Get the... 644 00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:04,312 Second place sucks, huh? 645 00:40:05,355 --> 00:40:08,107 - Think this is only about Fiona? - Fucking seems that way. 646 00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:11,360 Yeah? It's also about the little operation you got going on. 647 00:40:11,695 --> 00:40:14,363 - Yeah, I could cut you in. - Oh, yeah? 648 00:40:14,531 --> 00:40:16,240 Now you're bribing an officer? 649 00:40:17,159 --> 00:40:20,328 Whoa, whoa! The way that I figure it, there's not much you can do. 650 00:40:20,495 --> 00:40:23,956 You bring me in, you risk Fiona hating you forever. 651 00:40:24,499 --> 00:40:25,666 Yeah. 652 00:40:25,834 --> 00:40:28,544 Yeah, that's how I see it too. So, uh... 653 00:40:28,712 --> 00:40:30,254 ...I'm gonna leave it up to you. 654 00:40:30,422 --> 00:40:32,089 What the hell does that mean? 655 00:40:32,257 --> 00:40:33,591 Come here. 656 00:40:33,759 --> 00:40:34,842 You got two choices. 657 00:40:35,344 --> 00:40:38,346 You could, uh, turn yourself in, spend a couple years in jail. 658 00:40:38,513 --> 00:40:42,058 Of course, by the time you get out, Fiona and I will be married, so... 659 00:40:42,225 --> 00:40:43,476 In your dreams. 660 00:40:44,770 --> 00:40:46,020 - Fine. - Yeah. 661 00:40:46,188 --> 00:40:48,439 Whoa, whoa! Wait, wait, wait. What's the second choice? 662 00:40:49,107 --> 00:40:51,442 - You could save your ass. - How? 663 00:40:53,695 --> 00:40:55,196 Disappear. Tonight. 664 00:40:55,364 --> 00:40:57,448 Walk away. Just leave everything behind. 665 00:40:57,616 --> 00:40:59,951 Don't go back to your house, don't call her... 666 00:41:00,118 --> 00:41:02,161 ...don't say goodbye, just leave. 667 00:41:03,622 --> 00:41:05,665 But you have to decide right now. 668 00:41:10,712 --> 00:41:13,214 I think I'm love drunk 669 00:41:13,382 --> 00:41:16,884 Off one shot of you I think I'm love drunk 670 00:41:17,052 --> 00:41:20,888 And you're the proof I think I'm love drunk 671 00:41:21,056 --> 00:41:23,307 I'm chasing you I think I'm love drunk 672 00:41:23,475 --> 00:41:25,601 - Nice ass. - Excuse me? 673 00:41:25,769 --> 00:41:29,188 Ooh, don't mind him. He thinks he's so funny. 674 00:41:29,356 --> 00:41:31,524 - This is my husband, Hal. - How's it going? 675 00:41:31,692 --> 00:41:35,820 Hal. Scared me there. Almost had to give you a knee to the groin. 676 00:41:35,988 --> 00:41:37,530 Jazzy's told me all about you. 677 00:41:37,698 --> 00:41:40,074 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Yeah. So you gonna work for me? 678 00:41:41,910 --> 00:41:44,370 - I am? - She's the boss. 679 00:41:45,706 --> 00:41:47,373 Don't give me that look. 680 00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:48,582 Come on. 681 00:41:48,959 --> 00:41:51,669 - Let's take a lap. Uh-oh. 682 00:41:52,337 --> 00:41:55,214 Stay out of trouble, Hal. 683 00:41:56,299 --> 00:41:58,926 Thought that cute boyfriend of yours was coming. 684 00:41:59,094 --> 00:42:01,095 Yeah, so did I. 685 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:15,359 What the hell? 686 00:42:18,488 --> 00:42:22,074 Dispatch, this is off-duty Officer 2244 reporting a stolen vehicle. 687 00:42:22,242 --> 00:42:26,328 License 7-2-Delta-Delta-Foxtrot-4. Black, new, Porsche Cayenne. 688 00:42:26,496 --> 00:42:31,167 Heading eastbound on Carmac. Just passed 36th Street. 689 00:42:39,342 --> 00:42:44,096 Well, Steve, possession of a stolen car is a fel... 690 00:43:49,955 --> 00:43:52,623 - You all right? - Get the fuck out of here. 691 00:43:53,375 --> 00:43:54,583 Sorry. 692 00:43:57,212 --> 00:43:58,963 Wait. 693 00:44:00,006 --> 00:44:01,048 Come back here. 694 00:44:03,844 --> 00:44:05,302 What happened to your hand? 695 00:44:06,012 --> 00:44:08,681 Work thing. Is your hair different or something? 696 00:44:08,849 --> 00:44:10,641 Let me see. 697 00:44:11,226 --> 00:44:13,018 - Sit. - Huh, no... 698 00:44:13,186 --> 00:44:15,896 - I really should get upstairs. - Those pain pills? 699 00:44:16,940 --> 00:44:18,315 - Oxy. - Give me. 700 00:44:18,483 --> 00:44:22,695 Oh, no way. No, don't you be taking all of those. 701 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:31,453 Whoa! Wait. What are you doing? Oh, shit. 702 00:44:31,621 --> 00:44:33,914 - Shh! - No, no, no. 703 00:44:34,082 --> 00:44:35,583 Leave a message. 704 00:44:35,750 --> 00:44:38,544 - Still not picking up? - No. Keeps going straight to voicemail. 705 00:44:38,712 --> 00:44:40,129 I have a bad feeling. 706 00:44:40,297 --> 00:44:42,506 I'm sure there's a logical explanation, honey. 707 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:46,093 Wanna sneak off to the bathroom? I have some party favors. 708 00:44:46,261 --> 00:44:48,012 - What? - A little pick-me-up. 709 00:44:48,180 --> 00:44:50,055 It'll make you feel better. 710 00:44:51,725 --> 00:44:53,642 Hello? 711 00:44:54,603 --> 00:44:56,020 Yes. 712 00:44:56,188 --> 00:44:57,438 What? 713 00:44:57,939 --> 00:45:01,150 Shit. No, I'll be right there. 714 00:45:01,318 --> 00:45:03,611 My brothers were just arrested. 715 00:45:07,908 --> 00:45:09,450 No. 716 00:45:09,618 --> 00:45:10,826 No, no. 717 00:45:12,996 --> 00:45:16,457 What do you think now, Daddy? Am I still a whore? 718 00:45:17,626 --> 00:45:19,710 Mother of God.